Joey Krazinsky ate muffins a lot.
He’d scarf them down until his teeth started to rot.
He gained lots of weight,
His body was in a terrible state.
Until one day he contracted salmonella from eating an undercooked muffin and it’s raw contents. He spent hours – days, even – by a toilet, expelling every ounce of fluid he had into the porcelain palace, until there was nothing left. He continued to dry heave for a solid week until, finally, his abdominal muscles tore in half from the strain. He’s in a wheelchair now. He can no longer eat solid foods, especially muffins.
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