When a weightlifting mouse wants to do some squats
He’ll load up a pencil with two kumquats
He’ll push through the incredible pains
And get some sweet Mousey gains
But he’ll push too hard and the kumquats will rip his muscles apart through exertion. He’ll be sent to tiny intensive care and have to endure tiny physical rehabilitation. After 6 months of a frustrating healing process, he’ll feel a sense of accomplishment, but he’ll never be the same. Sure, he’ll try to lift again, but he’ll be too scared to try Kumquats again.