Derrière

Captain McGavin lived in the air
Flying from the seat of his derrière.
But his craft flew too low;
Into the Rocky Mountains it did go,
And he crashed & killed all but 5 passengers. Destitute, He spent nearly a week eating each passenger one by one. They weren’t even stranded; they crashed literally a mile outside of Denver. Captain McGavin just really wanted an excuse to eat people. His divorce did a real number on him.

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Lapse

Roger McFinn was king of the saps.
His decisions always in question, for his memory was lapse.
One day after hiking far,
He forgot where he parked his car.
And was lost for so long that the mountains eventually consumed his mind. He has forgotten several words of the English language, and probably knows what human flesh taste like.