The Sarasota Zoo had a cool Hippopotamus
He played funk music, they called him “Slopabottomus”
One day while rocking the place
He broke a string on his bass
Which caused him to go on a murderous rampage throughout the Sarasota Zoo Amphitheater. He crushed people with his mighty Hippo body; he bit a woman in half; one witness said Slop literally swallowed a kid whole. People forget that Hippos, even Slopabottomus, are vicious territorial creatures that will kill on a moment’s notice.