Good sir, have you heard about the Bird.
I’m here to say that the Bird is the word.
You won’t find him on any turf.
Cuz this Bird loves to surf.
So much so that it won every single surfing competition from Hawaii to the Mediterranean. He was so good that every other so-called competetive surfer quit surfing and abandoned their dreams. They all became accountants, bankers, and insurance adjusters. All the beaches are now barren, except for one singular bird. The Surfin’ Bird.