Schooner

Captain Belton McFelton sailed the seas grand.
His Schooner, The Dragon, moved by his command.
But by his crew he was despised,
A great mutiny they devised.
But they were captured by Somali Pirates before they got the chance to revolt. The crew that weren’t killed were sold into the lucrative sex trade that deals solely in grown men. As for Captain McFelton, well, he became the head pirate’s sea-wife, and they lived happily ever after.

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