Finagle

Lindsay Nagle loved to Finagle
She would argue for everything from beans to bagels.
She tried to haggle over a used car
With a fiendish man with a suspicious scar.
The man’s name was Bill “Break-Neck” Sorentini. He removed her brake pads & drained the brake fluid. Within an hour of leaving the lot, Lindsay’s shoddy car caused a 6-car pile up, resulting in dozens of injuries & several deaths. She is now paralyzed from the waist down, and Bill Sorentini is nowhere to be found.

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