Bucket

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose bathroom, it seems, was a bucket.
In this bucket, he poo’d and peed;
But the bucket he never did clean.
Until one day, the county health department deemed his home a condemned biohazard & he contracted SEVERAL urinary tract infections. Just one on top of the other. No, he’s not dead, but he sometimes wishes he was.

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