Purple

Purple was the color of Ronald’s friend, Grimace,
Who’s life was full of lost chances and opportunities amiss.
Till he found a large sum of money,
And his life became full of milk and honey.
Until three days later when he suffered a stroke, likely resulting from a lifetime of ingesting saturated fats from McDonald’s. He now spends every dime of his money on healthcare to stay alive.

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