Poop

There once was a girl named Catherine Von Crüp
Who was deathly afraid of going to poop
She never once used the commode,
Her body could not bear the load
Until one day her colon ruptured, causing her to get a colonoscopy. She now craps in a bag & has to have it cleaned three times a day. She can’t leave the house.

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