Pumpernickel

Hans Trübnik makes great pumpernickel bread,
His skills were so grand they soon went to his head.
Hans grew complacent and lazy,
Fame made him go crazy,
And he drove his car off of a cliff because he thought it could fly, crashed into a pile of jagged rocks, and now lives in a hospital in a persistent vegetative state.

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